Skeptic Humor

Happy 6000th Birthday, Planet Earth

Found on Landover Baptist Church Web Site

A 244 foot Angel Food cake with 6,000 gold candles will showcase the Creation Day 2000 celebration. Real Christians from around the world are expected to pack the Landover campus by July 21st. God willing, event organizers say they are going to cram the last 6,000 years into a fun filled 12 hours of songs, hellfire, sermons, plays, floods (bring a raincoat because you will get wet) a religious dwarf quartet, and an amazing air show at sunset with the world-famous "Skydiving Savior" from 6,000 feet. Join us! Reservations are available through AOL keyword: "Creation Day."
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0700/briefs.html